Fast Furious Fury

[Leah]
I bought chocolate bars and put them in the secret compartment in the fridge that mom doesn't know about. I had an urge, and I used up all the money I was saving for a new controller. But at least now we have chocolate!
[/Leah]

Square roots are evil things. I swear, I thought some of them were undefined just last semester. How come now it's possible to solve them? Is that the difference between Calculus and Pre-Calculus?

Pre-Cal: These square roots are undefined!

Calculus: Just kidding! Solve them!

Can they make up their minds please? I can't take it! It's like they're messing with your mind. You thought things were easy, because you could just say undefined whenever you felt like it. But now, it's like, no, you can't rely on that, because some dude who's already dead said that GUESS WHAT these things are actually solvable, so let's make people's lives difficult by giving them false hope and then squashing them like bugs!

I don't like old school mathematicians. Screw you, Calculus.

[Pack]
STOP THINKING ABOUT MY FURRY BUTT! ALL OF YOU! STOP IT NOW!






I'll tell mom!
[/Pack]

[Emmett]
They're making fun of me! And my furry butt!
[/Emmett]

Sun? What? No way. This totally means SURF'S UP TIME!

[Leah]
So, uhm..... about that invitation sitting up on the counter.... what do you think?
[/Leah]

[Cullens]
EDWARD AND BELLA ARE GETTING MARRIED! THAT'S SO FREAKING AWESOME!

I thought I'd like..... share my happiness on that with you guys. I'm gonna.... talk to Leah about it, but I will definitely try to be there. See if I can drag some pack members with me. We'll be cool though. I promise! Don't know about Jake but

I'M REALLY EXCITED! The last time I was at a wedding was when I was like five, and I had to carry the rings or whatever. And then I stuffed my face with cake and danced like a five-year-old. It was awesome.
[/Cullens]

[Bella]
Are you okay? Like, I mean, with the whole Jake thing?
[/Bella]

Jake, dude, I've totally got an ice cream with your name on it.